And with that, let us turn our thoughts to things that are better than ever. They may not even be good, but they are still better than ever. Please enjoy my list of things that are better than ever.
Self serve checkouts what the
Video and computer games my god
Telephones
Superhero movies what the hell.
Dentists what magic is this
Ebay holy moley
Those online change the world petition things
Social media for moaning about causes
Drawing software hell what devilry
Ice cream are you joking cookies and cream what
Flying on an aeroplane don't even get me started
Freedom of being able to read anything pretty much
Access to info about anything from WW1 to how to fold a t-shirt fast
3D movies with the glasses
Brian May
Animated movies (sshhh they're still better than ever, idiot)
Horrible medical procedures aren't that horrible any more
I guess fireworks go for longer or maybe it just feels like it
The Melbourne comics scene, I dunno
Prevalence of Japanese food and snacks
Just your general kebab
Uber
Pinball machine design
Bike weight
I can't think of any other things. If you think up some more, please let me know.
♥ Ben
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